Sunday, May 27, 2007

Proof that there is a God

I have undeniable proof that there is a God...

If God did not exist, his church would not be growing. Despite efforts of Christians to destroy it, the Church is still growing.

Church today sucked. In their defense, the preacher was a member of the church who went in circles for way too long and never gave any substance. He is an ordained pastor, but not pastor of this church.

Oh, well. Better luck next time. At least we sang, O Day Full of Grace.

2 comments:

Jason said...

You your real syllogism goes like this:

If God did not exist, his church would not be growing.
The church is growing,
Therefore: God exists.

A perfect example of a valid argument of questionable soundness. The orm dictates that if your two premises are true, your conclusion is also true.

However, the claim in your first premise doesn't cut it for me. Mostly because the church can grow in many ways. I blame poor diet and sedentary lifestyles.

And intimidation.

Har!

chesed said...

Ok, I have posted. Now you have to, too.