- Every sentence should make sense in isolation. Like that one.
- Excessive hyperbole is literally the kiss of death.
- ASBMAETP: Acronyms Should Be Memorable And Easy To Pronounce, and SATAN: Select Acronyms That Are Non-offensive.
- Finish your point on an up-beat note, unless you can’t think of one.
- Don’t patronise the reader-he or she might well be intelligent enough to spot it.
- A writer needs three qualities: creativity, originality, clarity and a good short term memory.
- Choose your words carefully and incitefully.
- Avoid unnecessary examples; e.g. this one.
- Don’t use commas, to separate text unnecessarily.
- It can be shown that you shouldn’t miss out too many details.
The best and funniest tips are scattered throughout, I thought of picking and choosing, but I'm lazy. Enjoy!

